Hmm… I posted this two weeks ago and it automatically magically disappeared. Now it’s almost time for fall break!
Jolt Energy Gum would like to salute the countless people who are heading into their respective institutes of learning in order to emerge more knowledgeable with their well spent tuition and supply funds to help them attain their goals of becoming what they.. always.. wanted to be.. in life.. haha I’m sorry I couldn’t even finish that without laughing.
But don’t fret! While you’re juggling your books, supplies, laptop, there’s another menace in your hands that is making you think “I wish I could just carry one of these things in my mouth.” That’s where Jolt Energy Gum comes in. Instead of lugging around that energy drink or coffee why not chew gum since it has more benefits?
Chewing gum makes your brain work harder… and better – basically, chewing gum makes you smarter. Even guy in the corner with the conical hat knows that you smart + you study = you improve test scores.
Not only will chewing Jolt Energy Gum help your brain work better, but with the added caffeine, you’ll also be able to actually stay awake while your professor drones on and on about something that has absolutely nothing to do with what you’re there to learn! Chewing gum only makes you smarter if you’re awake. So chew Jolt Gum.
Oh, and remember to stay Classy. When you’re chewing gum in class, chew with your mouth closed.